bewarethevastrightwingconspiracy:
bacon
life isn’t fair.
that reminds me, i had the most delicious bacon this morning
Why must you taunt me this way?
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
oh god I normally hate spiders but this one I can’t he’s watching himself dance kajhskld you precious creepy thing
oh my god narcissistic dancing spider get THE FUCK ON MY DASH
oh my god are you fucking joking how can you be this cute when you’re literally the spawn of the nightmares and sadness in the world.
If it helps, that’s not a dance, it’s a territorial aggression display.
That spider is trying to intimidate the ‘other spider’ into leaving and is getting the impression that the other spider is an asshole who is trying to do the same thing.
THAT ONLY MAKES IT CUTER
svau:
You don’t know how much someone is worth to you
until you sell them
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